// Here is one of the short funny fanfic that I wanted to write, I hope you’ll enjoy it.
Is it one of those days when you know that someone loves you, and finds a funny way to do it without realizing it?
Well, here is what happened. I was on Earth, in San Francisco, Califorma at Starfleet Command. My ship, USS Aventine, was docked at Earth Space Dock while I was on a Starfleet business having to deal with reports and answering to admirals about the missions that we were involved in.
It was on a hot sunny day, at least, it was breezy since the Starfleet Command complex was near the Bay area. I was outside and I’ve walked for a few hours just to be nostalgic. Yes, I’ve run into a few old friends, and we wre glad to see one another.
Anyway; I decided to take a break from walking for kilometers on the huge complex just to enjoy the natural surrounding. Well, I sat on a bench just to relax and give my legs a break. I sat there for a few moments reading the PADD and thinking of things to do on my ship. I was not even aware that some of the fellow Starfleet officer were making surreptitious glances at me for some odd reason.
So as I stood up from the bench, I began walking again to the Starfleet Command building. I was still not aware that something was amiss as I’ve entered the building and have gone to the admiral’s office.
Admiral Akaar, he’s quite a gentile-giant. I stood in his office explaining my ship’s business and various mission reports. He has this odd look on his face while I kept rambling on. Something told me that he’s holding a secret.
Well, before I left his office, Admiral Akaar mentioned something about the bench needing repainting, and someone had to get the signage to warn people that the paint was wet.
So I left his office, not even bothering to look behind at my ass. As I was on my way to the cafeteria to grab something to eat for dinner since I was hungry, I began hearing people whispering in hushed tones about a uniform with paint on her ass. I looked around and found Commander Bowers sitting at the table already eating his dinner. He looked up. I noticed the expression on his face that seemed to say, “Captain, you’re out-of-uniform.” with a slight smirk on the corner of his mouth.
Then, suddenly, I turned around and I was slammed with a strong wet kiss on my lips, I nearly lost my footing as I nearly fell backward when a woman gave me a deep kiss. My body shook with riotous physiological fireworks as I was being kissed hard. Just as I was about to regain my composure, she let go of me, and I fell on my ass on the floor!
The entire cafeteria erupted in uproar of riotous laughter! I stand up from the floor as everyone laughed. I looked at this woman, and I realized that this is the woamn that I’ve found in Omega-9, Violet Taylor. She smiled shyly and I realized that this is the love that I’ve been looking for all this time.
I looked at her and I really wanted to be mad at her, but her smile kept me from doing that. So then, it was revealed that she was the painter after she had sought the help of my superiors as the match-makers to get me to meet Violet Taylor again.
That was when I finally looked behind, and saw the evidence of the wet-paint on the back-side of my uniform pant. Then, I saw both Admiral Akaar and Commander Bowers smiling at me. They were usually the serious by-the-book types. I shrugged not sure what to do next.
That was when Violet Taylor asked me out for dinner the next night. I accepted it!
So that was the story that I have to tell you. Don’t miss the opportunity to be loved by someone you truly loved.